Anonymous —

aren’t you nervous about the vaccine? what made you want to get it

lavendersage:

free bandaid

total-insect:

me: *lifts up big rock*

all the bugs underneath it:

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danlsnotonfire:

pizzaback:

wannabeanimator:

DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.

The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found. But test audiences loved it, and the producers kept it in. When the producers decided to keep “All Star” they decided to let the band sing the last song in the movie, “I’m a Believer.” (x)

Happy birthday you big stupid ugly ogre

THE SONG WAS AN ACCIDENT ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME

ineedtoventsohello —

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

weenie-kun:

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

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?????LOL

bojackkills:

This Be The Verse by Phillip Larkin

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.  
   They may not mean to, but they do.  
They fill you with the faults they had
   And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
   By fools in old-style hats and coats,  
Who half the time were soppy-stern
   And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
   It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
   And don’t have any kids yourself.

After finding out that this poem was a huge inspiration for BoJack Horseman, I wanted to create a graphic based on this.

ssundiall:

ssundiall:

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everyone is reblogging this and adding stuff along the lines of “this is me when i read fanfic at 3 am” when the context of this was a reddit post about a woman who kept getting abortions to fuel her breeding fetish while not having to actually raise a kid so i do not think that is you actually

unicorndildos:

my brain is growing literal mold I can feel it I need to go lay in the dirt and eat weeds